Note to Reader: She’s on the war path. Just sayin’…
Before dawn each morning, I don my black pack then stuff my orange towel into the waistband.
My exercise comes from a habit born of a health crisis. It mimics, on a much smaller scale, this Covid-19 nightmare that whacked us all three-plus months ago.
The lessons, however, are the same.
Not so great anymore. Now, we’ve got neighbors of neighbors walking our sidewalks and pedaling our streets.
Frustration overwhelms me these days because of this one simple irritant: a common lack of sidewalk manners.
I do not mask up to walk. I would suffocate in such a four-mile adventure.
I do, however, step off the sidewalk when someone approaches. In one fluid move, I cover my nose and mouth with my towel and never lose my stride.
In these recent weeks, a minority of walkers has matched my move. Sometimes they even beat me to covering up or stepping away.
But the more common reaction involves what I call the barrel away. These strangers scooch steadily toward me, never slowing. As they barrel into their shortened version of social distancing, I hop down to the street. These walkers, oblivious, continue their barrel away down the sidewalk. It appears only their walk matters. Is this their corona daze?
On the worst walks, crowds come. I’ll spot three to five walkers jammed in a horizontal line across the concrete, aimed head-on at me. And as I step down, they glide by like an incoming tide.
The guiltiest party involves the high school track team but I’ll forgive them. They’re teenagers, self-involved.
Even so, age shouldn’t matter—aren’t we all in this together?
Elected officials have re-opened most places. To get to any of those locations, we must walk. Through parking lots, malls, and airports; along beaches and dirt roads, into/out of restaurants and shops; even down to the mailbox. Then there’s those of us who walk to live.
Can’t we all walk and, when it may save a life, step away from each other? It’s only for a few feet and a few seconds. It might keep all of us safe.
Perhaps it’s a futile question and I should give up my rant and pray. Maybe, ultimately, the littlest among us are correct in their offering of sidewalk calm: